Training dogs and getting my yearly physical at zero degrees

If you live in New England you know how cold it is...well...as you can read on my website I work in all weather and that includes when the temperature goes down to single digits...keep in mind that I am a backpacker who often would drive up to VT or NH after a snowstorm, strap on a pair of snowshoes and hike up mountains and sleep outside when the temperature was around 0 degrees...this was fun for me...so training dogs  is even more fun. If you dress properly you stay warm.....

I also had my yearly physical to go to in the middle of the day...so all you men know that the doctor gives you a hernia check as well as a prostate exam....so after being out in the cold all morning I drove to the doctors office..stopping off at the supermarket to pick up a couple of things...I go in and to use the bathroom and I walked up to the urinal and shit...as you all know what happens when you are out in the cold for a while....well your body needs to keep you vital organs warm and the one below the belt is not vital I guess...so not wanted to be embarrassed in front of my doctor (yes I am vain) I immediately walk over to the hand dryer...turn it on and aim it into my pants LOL

Once at the doctor I have to get naked and put on the johnny with the opening in the back...I'm sitting on the table..(now I'm cold)...doc comes in we chit chat about kids, work etc....then it's time for my prostate exam...trying to make the best of it...the doctor  puts on the rubber glove and tells me sorry about this...my response "I ve been looking forward to this all day" next thing I know its over...I said doc "are you sure you checked it? I told him I would double his copay if he checked it again.....


I have been working inside a lot with dogs since most of them have household issues..



Brady in PLACE while the kids are running around the kitchen



Brady getting some love from Clover while in PLACE



Romy playing with Brady while he is in PLACE..dogs are allowed to interact with people when in place


It was so cold outside that Mocha stuck to the ground as she was peeing .....

do i need to tell everyone that was a joke? or am I going to get calls from the ASPCA....






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